Scuba diving, like anything isn’t for everyone. Here are a few simple ways to tell if it’s not for you-
1.If your fellow diver gives you the “Ok” signal and you give him “the bird.”
2. If you joke that safety stops are for wussies.
3. When your dive buddy gives you the “out of air” signal, do you say things like, “sucks to be you”, or, “Wait here, I’ll go get you some” while swimming off?
4. Do you offer to race other divers to the surface?
5. Do you spit in your wetsuit and pee in your mask?
6. If you think being neutral in the water means not fighting with your dive buddy.
7. If you wait for the tingly feeling, as a signal to surface.
8. If you have a hard time figuring out which fin goes on which foot.
9. Did you move to Kansas to avoid shark attacks?
10. If you don’t wear fins because it’s hard to walk on the bottom…
…perhaps diving just isn’t for you.
*Photo credits: Photos by Andy Ciordia, Gagliardo_ on flickr.
