10. “Hey, you’re the first guest since “the disappearance.”
9. “I’ll give you half off the dive today, if you know something about boat motors.”
8. “Currents? Oh, I wouldn’t worry about currents. If we don’t find you, search and rescue will.”
7. “Here put this mask on, your face is killin’ me.”
6. “I think I got some jerky stuck in my teeth.” (as he uses the reflection in your mask to check)
5. “Now this cylinder has 2000lbs of air in it. So bend with your knees.”
4. “I hope you’re as good as the last guy I took out. He saved my life! Twice…”
3. “If I teach you one thing today, don’t ever try to punch a shark when he has his mouth open.”
2. “Welcome to the food chain folks. You are no longer at the top of it.”
1. “Sorry I’m late. Had a Funeral to go to. I barely knew the guy, met him on the last trip…”
*Photo Credits: photos by Nemo’s great uncle on flickr
