Top 10 Things You Never Want To Hear Your Dive Instructor Say

Scuba Humor

10. “Hey, you’re the first guest since “the disappearance.” 9.   “I’ll give you half off the dive today, if you know something about boat motors.” 8.   “Currents?  Oh, I wouldn’t worry about currents.  If we don’t find you, search and rescue will.” 7.   “Here put this mask on, your face is killin’ me.” 6.   “I [...]

Scuba Diving Is Not For You IF…

Scuba Diving Jokes

Scuba diving, like anything isn’t for everyone. Here are a few simple ways to tell if it’s not for you…